I checked around to see who I was plagiarizing with the police monkey idea. The Mesa, AZ police department got part of the way there, but they couldn't stick the follow through. My idea, involving big mean monkeys instead of little cute ones, has sooo much more evening news potential.
After reading some other folks thoughts about the monkeys, it occurred to me how brilliant getting chain smoking chimps from China would be. Because, you know, you wouldn't have to pay for them very long, what with the lung cancer and whatnot. No more of the pension fund issues that plague so many public servants - if the monkeys don't even make it far enough along to get their first pension checks then the problem is solved.
And this is simply remarkable. Apparently there is enough monkey related news in the world to keep this blog posting all the time. Awesome.
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